Wednesday, February 22, 2012

And the Winner is .......

The 84th Academy Awards take place this Sunday, February 26th, so we here at Cafe Mojo thought we would have fun and share some of the highlights to come.

Billy Crystal is back to host the show for the ninth time!  Now it's true that many younger viewers may not be familiar with Crystal, but his past performances have been some of the best the show has produced.  The buzz is that Crystal is a great choice to reinvigorate the show.

And the nominees are .....
  • Best Picture: The Artist, The Descendants, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, The Help, Hugo, Midnight in Paris, Moneyball, The Tree of Life, and War Horse
  • Actor In a Leading Role: Demian Bichir (A Better Life), George Clooney (The Descendants), Jean Dujardin (The Artist), Gary Oldman (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) Brad Pitt (Moneyball)
  • Actress In a Leading Role: Glenn Close (Albert Nobbs), Viola Davis (The Help), Rooney Mara (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), Merl Streep (The Iron Lady), Michelle Williams (My Week With Marilyn)
  • Actor In a Supporting Role: Kenneth Branagh (My Week With Marilyn), Jonah Hill (Moneyball), Nick Nolte (Warrior), Christopher Plummer (Beginners), Max von Sydrow (Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
  • Actress In a Supporting Role:  Berenice Bejo (The Artist), Jessica Chastain (The Help), Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids), Janet McTeer (Albert Nobbs), Octavia Spencer (The Help)
Will you be watching the big show?  Stop by Cafe Mojo for dinner and drinks then head home to watch the stars arrive on the red carpet!

Friday, February 10, 2012

A Bit of Valentine Fun

Here at Cafe Mojo we are all about having a good time. Valentine's Day is just around the corner and it doesn't necessarily mean a good time for all.  Hopefully, you are looking forward to spending a happy February 14th, but in case you need some assistance or just enjoy a chuckle, here are a few funny Valentine's Day poems. Enjoy!

"I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother."

"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! "


"Since my Valentine got a computer 


My love life has taken a hit. 



Nothing I say is important 



Unless it’s a byte or a bit.
Before she got her new laptop, 



Everything was just fine; 



Now she says we can’t talk 



Unless we both go online.
"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you; 



Love is what I feel." 



"That keyword isn’t relevant," 



She said, with eyes of steel. "


Not feeling the funny yet? Check out these oddball Valentine's Day apps .....

Facebook and Walgreens want you to "Play Cupid." This app allows you to pair up two friends that you feel should be a couple.  Choose a virtual picture frame printed with phrases such as "Why Aren't You Dating Yet?" or "Caution! Hot Couple!"  Sharpen your arrow and take aim!

Meeting people with like-minded interests is a great way to find love.  Crowded Room helps you find these people as you move throughout your day.  Sign into this smartphone app through facebook and check in places throughout the day or say where you will be heading later on.  The app will suggest people you for you to meet at these places based upon your interests and theirs.

You have probably taken plenty of exit surveys before.  The restaurant you dined at would like to know what you thought of the food, server, etc. The retail store wants to know how you felt about the displays, sales associates, prices, etc.  Results from these surveys are used to tweak performance so consumers find them more favorable.  Now there is an app which will allow an "ex" to complete an exit survey on your relationship.  Wot Went Wrong will send a virtual comment card to your ex and ask "Wot" what wrong. The idea is for   each party to use the comment card to provide positive and negative feedback.  So go ahead and tell your ex that you loved spending time together, but you just couldn't get past the poor fashion sense.

Here's hoping you enjoy your Valentine's Day, whether romancing the one you love or finding the humor in love!